Brews

Yes, we make them here!

Hand-crafted, House-made Beers

Pop in and enjoy one of our cold and delicious craft beers, brewed in-house by our brew master, Eric. Gotta run? No problem. You can get any of our beers to go.

Physical Graffiti

IPA - 7.5% ABV. - 5oz: 3.5 - 16oz: 7.5
West Coast IPA with New England hopping techniques during fermentation. Loaded with mosaic, citra, and cashmere hops

King Kong Song

Imperial Stout - 8.2% ABV. - 5oz: 4 - 10oz: 8
Mama Mia, It's a rich gorilla. Take a chance on me with notes of honey, honey!

Monster Mash

Pumpkin Spice Ale - 5.7% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 10oz: 7.5
A pumpkin spiced smash. This ale caught on in a flash. You'll do the monster mash.

26° Collaboration Liquid Abstract

Copper Strong Ale - 9.4% ABV. - 5oz: 4.5 - 10oz: 8.5
Coffee, chocolate, and vanilla flavors. This beer is massive for a light body look.
4 Packs to-go: $20

Miketoberfest

Traditional Festbier - 5.1% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7
Floral and spicy herbal notes. German noble hops balanced with a toasty malt

License To Pils

Czech Pilsner - 5.5% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7
Pale lager using traditional methods. Saaz hops lead to spicier notes

Hard Daze

Belgian Quad - 11.4% ABV. 5oz: 4.5 - 10oz: 9
It's been a hard daze night with this dar quadruple. Full of rich sweet flavor

Lite My Fire

Light Blonde Lager - 4.0% ABV. 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7

White Riot

Witbier - 5.3% ABV. 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 6.5
Traditional Belgium witbier. Spiced with lemongrass, hand of Buddah, grains of paradise, and cardamom for a unique zesty taste

Winterlude

Seasonal Ale - 6% ABV. 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7.5
Winterlude, this dude thinks you're grand! A seasonal spice ale with a festive taste!

Strange Times

West Coast IPA - 7.5% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7.5
A massively hopped IPA resulting in pine and fruit notes.

Sweet Emotion

Slushie Sour - 4.7% ABV. - 5oz: 4.75 - 10oz: 9.5
Slushie Sour with Sweet and Tart Berries

State Of Mind

Pastry Sour - 4.8% ABV. - 5oz: 3.75 - 10oz: 7.5
Our pastry sour packed with vanilla, graham crackers, and tropical strawberry

Spicy Cream Ale

Spicy Cream Ale - 5.1% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7
Our cream ale with chili & habanero peppers, lime, and salt

Cocktails

C.U.M Old Fashioned

Whiskey, Simple Syrup, Bitters

$10

Don't Be A Jackass

Wheatley vodka, Lime Juice, Watermelon/Hatch Pepper Simple Syrup, Ginger Beer

$15

C.U.M. Espresso Martini

From the Grey Goose Nitro Machine! Vodka, Vanilla Vodka, Espresso Concentrate, simple syrup, espresso liqueur

$15

Liquid Breakfast

Bubba’s Pancake & Marshmallow Whisky, Mitchter’s Bourbon, Cinnamon Simple, Chocolate Bitters, Banana Extract, Candied Bacon Garnish

$15

The Bloody Bitch

Blanco Tequila, Blood Orange Juice, Blackberry Syrup, triple sec

$15

Mr. Slushy

Diplomatico Reserva, Disaronno, Lemon Juice, Pomegranate Juice, Demerara Simple, Fi Foam Bitters, Rosemary Garnish

$15

The Spicy Bitch

House Infused Fresno Chili Tequila, Cointreau, Lemon Juice, Agave (Optional Flavors: Blueberry, Strawberry, Peach, Mango)

$15

Kevin C. Cucumber

Citrus Gin, Muddled Cucumber & Jalapeno, Lemonade, Tajin Rim

$13

Wake Me Up

House Infused Coffee Bourbon, Cinnamon Simple, House-Made Cold Brew (Served: Straight Up or Big Cube)

$14

Little Miss Piggy

Bacon Washed Bourbon, Maple Syrup, Chocolate Bitters, Bacon Croquette Garnish!

*Limited Availability*

$16

Hey Donkey!

Herradura Blanco, Guava Syrup, Mike’s Extra Hot Honey, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer, Tajin Rim

$13

Pauly's Punch

Brugal 1888 Rum, Dragonfruit/Blackberry Simple, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer

$13

C.U.M. Signature Margarita

A Double Blanco Margarita, Lemon Juice, Triple Sec, Watermelon/Hatch Simple, Mike’s Extra Hot Honey

Comes in Signature Ceramic Monkey Mug! (Keep The Cup! – We know you would have taken it anyways!)

$25

Johnny Appleseed

Heaven Hill 7 Year, Apple/Cinnamon Simple Syrup, Orange and Black Walnut Bitters, Smoked Cinnamon Stick Garnish

$15

CUM STRAW : $1

C.U.M Shots

Hot Shot

Fresno Tequila, lime, agave, tajin rim

$10

Coffee Bourbon Shot

Coffee Infused Bourbon, cinnamon simple syrup

$10

Maddie's Shot

Ram’s Point Peanut Butter, Grind Espresso Liqueur

PSL Shot

Pumpkin Coffee Infused Bourbon, Pumpkin Liqueur, Cinnamon Simple

$10

Uncrustable Shot

Bubba’s Marshmallow Whiskey, Ram’s Point Peanut Butter, Strawberry Syrup

Pot Shot

Willet Pot Still, Peach Syrup, Cranberry Juice, Sugar Rim

Prohibitionist

Herb Your Enthusiasm

Mint, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Jalapeño

Hit The Road, Jack

Blood orange, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer

Non-Alcoholic Beer

$6.5

Brews

Hand-crafted, House-made Beers

Physical Graffiti

King Kong Song

Monster Mash

26° Collaboration Liquid Abstract

Miketoberfest

License To Pils

Hard Daze

Lite My Fire

White Riot

Winterlude

Strange Times

Sweet Emotion

State Of Mind

Spicy Cream Ale

Cocktails

C.U.M Old Fashioned

Don't Be A Jackass

C.U.M. Espresso Martini

Liquid Breakfast

The Bloody Bitch

Mr. Slushy

The Spicy Bitch

Kevin C. Cucumber

Wake Me Up

Little Miss Piggy

Hey Donkey!

Pauly's Punch

C.U.M. Signature Margarita

Johnny Appleseed

CUM STRAW : $1

C.U.M Shots

Hot Shot

Coffee Bourbon Shot

Maddie's Shot

PSL Shot

Uncrustable Shot

Pot Shot

Prohibitionist

Herb Your Enthusiasm

Hit The Road, Jack

Non-Alcoholic Beer

Whiskey By The Drink

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Rye

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Scotch

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Tequila

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Rum

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Gin

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

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