Brews

Yes, we make them here!

Hand-crafted, House-made Beers

Pop in and enjoy one of our cold and delicious craft beers, brewed in-house by our brew master, Eric. Gotta run? No problem. You can get any of our beers to go.

Physical Graffiti

IPA - 7.5% ABV. - 5oz: 3.5 - 16oz: 7.5
West Coast IPA with New England hopping techniques during fermentation. Loaded with mosaic, citra, and cashmere hops

Get The Red Out

Amber Ale - 5.6% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7
Medium high malt character. Variety of American hops give pine and fruit textures

Heat Wave

Golden Kolsch - 5.7% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7
Kolsch style golden ale made with local orange blossom and honey

26° Collaboration Liquid Abstract

Copper Strong Ale - 9.4% ABV. - 5oz: 4.5 - 10oz: 8.5
Coffee, chocolate, and vanilla flavors. This beer is massive for a light body look.
4 Packs to-go: $20

Miketoberfest

Traditional Festbier - 5.1% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7
Floral and spicy herbal notes. German noble hops balanced with a toasty malt

License To Pils

Czech Pilsner - 5.5% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7
Pale lager using traditional methods. Saaz hops lead to spicier notes

Mike Check 2

New England DIPA - 8.7% ABV. 5oz: 4.5 - 10oz: 9

Barrel Series Dopplebock

Live Sour Dopplebock - 9.2% ABV. 5oz: 4.5 - 10oz: 9
Window Jane barrel aged for mild acidity and notes of tart cherry balanced by the dopplebocks remaining dark malt flavors

White Riot

Witbier - 5.3% ABV. 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 6.5
Traditional Belgium witbier. Spiced with lemongrass, hand of Buddah, grains of paradise, and cardamom for a unique zesty taste

Prestige Worldwide

Oatmeal Stout - 6.8% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7
English style oatmeal stout

Kellerbier

Amber Lager - 4.5% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7

Cocktails

C.U.M Old Fashioned

Whiskey, Simple Syrup, Bitters

$10

The Smoky Bitch

Los Vecinos Mezcal, Anejo Tequila, Lemon Juice, Agave, Chocolate Bitters

$15

8 Crazy Nights

Old Forester, Winter Spiced Simple Syrup, Cherry, Orange

$13

Start Me Up

Wheatly Vodka, Cranberry/Rosemary Simple Syrup , JP Chenet Champagne

$13

This **** Bananas

Banana Infused Bourbon, Demerara Simple, Black Walnut Bitters, Dried Banana Garnish

$16

Just My Imagination

Fords Gin, Grapefruit Juice, Cranberry/Rosemary Simple Syrup, Elderflower, Fi Foam Bitters $14

The Spicy Bitch

House Infused Fresno Chili Tequila, Cointreau, Lemon Juice, Agave (Optional Flavors: Blueberry, Strawberry, Peach, Mango)

$15

Kevin C. Cucumber

Citrus Gin, Muddled Cucumber & Jalapeno, Lemonade, Tajin Rim

$13

Wake Me Up

House Infused Coffee Bourbon, Cinnamon Simple, House-Made Cold Brew (Served: Straight Up or Big Cube)

$14

The Classic

Sazerac 6 Year Rye, Herbsaint, Demerara Simple Syrup, Bitters

$14

Barbossa's Toast

Hard Truth Toasted Coconut, Vodka, Demerara Simple Syrup, J.F. Haden’s Espresso Liqueur, Fee Foam Bitters

$14

Bikini Bottom

Brugal 1888 Rum, Dragonfruit/Blackberry Simple, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer

$13

Kevin C. Cucumber

Citrus Gin, Muddled Cucumber & Jalapeño, Lemonade, Tajin Rim

$13

CUM STRAW : $1

C.U.M Shots

Hot Shot

Fresno Tequila, lime, agave, tajin rim

$10

Average Joe Shot

Coffee Infused Bourbon, cinnamon simple syrup

$10

Maddie's Shot

Ram’s Point Peanut Butter, Grind Espresso Liqueur

Fireball Shot

Straight Up, Just How You Like It

Pot Shot

Willet Pot Still, peach syrup, cranberry juice, sugar rim

$10

Prohibitionist

Herb Your Enthusiasm

Mint, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Jalapeño

Hit The Road, Jack

Blood orange, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer

Non-Alcoholic Beer

$6.5

Whiskey By The Drink

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Rye

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Scotch

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Tequila

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Rum

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Gin

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Wine

Red

House Red

Cab, Merlot, CA

$8/$32

B.R. Cohn

Cabernet, CA

$14/$56

Stoller Fmily

Pinot Noir, OR

$15/$60

Pessimist

Red Blend, CA

$14/$56

Josh Cellars

Merlot

$12/$48

Stanly Ranch Cherry Pie

Pinot Noir

$140*

Frank Family

Cabernet

$150*

Quilt

Cabernet

$80

Caymus

Cabernet

$190*

Prisoner

Red Blend

$120

Resonance

Pinot Noir

$90

Artemis 2018

Cabernet

$160*

White

House White

PG, Chard

$8/$32

Hahn Appelation Series

Chardonnay, CA

$14/$56

Chloe

Pinot Grigio, Italy

$10/$40

Santa Margherita

Pinot Grigio, Italy

$15.5/$65

Yealands

Sauvignon Blanc, NZ

$9/$36

Mason

Sauvignon Blanc, Napa

$15.5/$65

Infamous Goose

Sauvignon Blanc, NZ

$14/$56

Seeker

Rose FR

$11/$44

Schloss Vollrads

Riesling, Ger

$13/$52

Cake Bread

Chardonnay, CA

$120

Lingua Franca

Chardonnay

$110

Lingua Franca

Chardonnay

$110

Bubbly

Veuve Yellow Label

Champagne

$200

Taittinger

Champagne

$120

Santa Margherita

Prosecco

$70

Prosecco Split

Italy

$12

House Champange

$7.5/$32

Louis Roederer Cristal 2012

France

$750