Brews

Yes, we make them here!

Hand-crafted, House-made Beers

Pop in and enjoy one of our cold and delicious craft beers, brewed in-house by our brew master, Eric. Gotta run? No problem. You can get any of our beers to go.

Physical Graffiti

IPA - 7.5% ABV. - 5oz: 3.5 - 16oz: 7.5
West Coast IPA with New England hopping techniques during fermentation. Loaded with mosaic, citra, and cashmere hops

Kozmic Blues

Blueberry Honey Kolsch - 5.4% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7.5
Try this blueberry honey Kolsch. A Crisp and delicate ball and chain.

Strange Times

West Coast IPA - 7.5% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7.5
Massively hopped IPA with pine and fruit notes

King Kong Song

Imperial Stout - 8.2% ABV. - 5oz: 4 - 10oz: 8
A rich imperial stout with notes of honey.

License To Pils

Czech Pilsner - 5.5% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7
Pale lager using traditional methods. Saaz hops lead to spicier notes

SOS

Barrel Aged Stout - 9% ABV. - 5oz: 4.25 - 10oz: 8.5
Barrel Aged in our Blantons Single Barrel pick for 3 months!

Grand Funk

Blonde Lager - 4.4% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7.5
Made with gluten free grain, this blonde ale tastes like oatmeal cookies!

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Gose N' Rose

Kettle Sour - 5.3% ABV. 5oz: 4.75 - 10oz: 9.5
A sour with rose, hibiscus, cardamom, raspberry and blueberry!

Lite My Fire

Light Blonde Lager - 4.0% ABV. 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7

White Riot

Witbier - 5.3% ABV. 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 6.5
Traditional Belgium witbier. Spiced with lemongrass, hand of Buddah, grains of paradise, and cardamom for a unique zesty taste

In Bloom

Imperial Ipa - 9.9% ABV. 5oz: 4- 16oz: 7
This Imperial IPA is something in the way of fruity and herbal with tropical notes!

Strange Times

West Coast IPA - 7.5% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7.5
A massively hopped IPA resulting in pine and fruit notes.

Cruel Summer

Rotating Sour- 6.3% ABV. - 5oz: 4.25 - 10oz: 8.5
A clean & green sour with notes of mango & fruity pebbles!

Truckin' Fool

Imperial Red Ale - 7.6% ABV. - 5oz: 3.75 - 16oz: 7.5 This American Beauty is malty, sweet, and floral

Prohibido

Mexican Lager- 5% ABV. - 5oz: 3 - 16oz: 7
Our forbidden love for Mexican style lagers with subtle lime and sea salt!

Cocktails

C.U.M. Old Fashioned

Bourbon, simple syrup, bitters

$13

Wake Me Up

House Infused Coffee Bourbon, cinnamon simple, and cold brew

Served: Straight Up Or Big Cube

$15

C.U.M. Espresso Martini

From the Grey Goose Nitro Machine! Vodka, Vanilla Vodka, Espresso Concentrate, simple syrup, espresso liqueur 

$15

Liquid Breakfast

Bubba’s Pancake & Marshmallow Whisky, Mitchter’s Bourbon, Cinnamon Simple, Chocolate Bitters, Banana Extract, Candied Bacon Garnish 

$15

Appley-Ever-After

Grey Goose, Cinnamon Simple Syrup, Fresh Pressed Apple Juice, sparkling wine

$15

Berry Fever Dream

Strawberry Infused Gin, Earl Grey Simple Syrup, Lemon Juice 

$16

The Spicy Bitch

House Infused Fresno Chili Tequila, Cointreau, Lemon Juice, Agave (Optional Flavors: Blueberry, Strawberry, Peach, Mango)

$15

Kevin C. Cucumber

Tinkerman’s Citrus Gin, Muddled Cucumber & Jalapeno, Lemonade, Tajin Rim

$13

Wake Me Up

House Infused Coffee Bourbon, Cinnamon Simple, House-Made Cold Brew (Served: Straight Up or Big Cube)

$14

On Cloud Wine

Aperol, lemon juice, grapefruit juice, pamplemousse, topped with Stoneleigh Sauvignon Blanc

$15

Hey Donkey!

Herradura Blanco, Guava Syrup, Mike’s Extra Hot Honey, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer, Tajin Rim

$13

Pauly's Punch

Brugal 1888 Rum, Dragonfruit/Blackberry Simple, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer

$13

C.U.M. Signature Margarita

A Double Corazon Blanco Margarita, Lemon Juice, Triple Sec, Pineapple & Coconut Syrup, Mike’s Extra Hot Honey

Comes in Signature Ceramic Monkey Mug! (Keep The Cup! – We know you would have taken it anyways!)

$25 

Juiced Up!

Wheatley Vodka, lime juice, fresh pressed strawberry & pineapple juice, tropical ginger beer 

$14

Texan Two Step

Garrison brothers Small Batch, Fresh Pressed Strawberry & Pineapple Juice, Lemon Juice, Blackberry Syrup

$14

Arthur Thompson

A PLAY ON THE CLASSIC GODFATHER COCKTAIL 

Benriach 12 Year, Paul John Indian Single Malt, Disaronno

$16

CUM STRAW : $1

C.U.M Shots

Hot Shot

Fresno Tequila, lime, agave, tajin rim

$10

Coffee Bourbon Shot

Coffee Infused Bourbon, cinnamon simple syrup 

$10

Uncrustable Shot

Bubba’s Marshmallow Whiskey, Ram’s Point Peanut Butter, Strawberry Syrup 

$8

Espresso Martini Shot

Our Cocktail….. In Shot Form! $10

Prohibitionist

Herb Your Enthusiasm

Mint, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Jalapeño

$8

Hit The Road, Jack

Blood orange, Lime Juice, Ginger Beer

$8

Non-Alcoholic Beer

$6.5

Whiskey By The Drink

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Rye

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Scotch

Tequila

House Pour: 1.5oz │ Select Pours: 1oz│2oz

Rum

Gin

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